Ukhuwah Islamiyah

Segala puji hanya milik Allah Ta'ala nan telah mempersaudarakan kaum muslimin di atas aqidah & manhaj nan lurus. Semoga shalawat & salam selalu dilimpahkan kepada manusia teladan dlm merajut persaudaraan diantara kaum mukminin, Muhammad Shallallahu 'alaihi wa sallam, keluarga, sahabat & para pengikut sunnahnya dgn baik hingga hari kiamat. 

Kasihan Sekali Dia......

Yg pacaran : sayang, kita dpt bonus liburan kebali
Yg long distance : sayang q dpt bonus plz 100rb
Yg jomblo : sayang anda kurang beruntung....

Yg pacaran: Kangen :')
Yg long distance: Kangen :'(
Yg jomblo: Kangkung dua iket, cabe sekilo, bungkus ya mang...

Yg pacaran: makan bareng yuk !
Yg long distance: udah makan blum yang ?
Yg jomblo: masih doyan makan lo ?

Yg pacaran: janjian nang prapatan
Yg long distance: ketemuan ndik prapatan
Yg jomblo: *kesenggol angkot di prapatan*

Yg pacaran: Aku sama kamu di sini.
Yg long distance: Aku di sini, kamu di sana
Yg jomblo: Aku di sini, KAMU DI MANA??

Yg pacaran: ni kado dari aku sayang
Yg long distance: sayang, selamat ulang tahun ya..
Yg jomblo: *niup korek api sendirian di kamar*

Yg pacaran: jemput aku di rumah
Yg long distance: jemput aku di bandara ya sayang
Yg jomblo: jemput aku ya Tuhaaan

Yg pacaran : *Lihatin wajah pacar*
Yg long distance: *Lihatin foto pacar*
Yg jomblo : *Ngelihat orang yang lagi pacaran*

Yg pacaran: Yang, makan diluar yuk...
Yg long distance: Yang, udah makan belum?
Yg jomblo : Eyang! Adek Laper nih....

Yg pacaran : Ketawa bareng sama pacar
Yg long distance : Ketawa sambil teleponan
Yg jomblo : Ketawa2 sendiri di pinggir jalan

Yg pacaran: Persiapin kendaraan buat jalan.
Yg long distance: siapin pulsa buat telpon.
Yg jomblo: siapin mental buat kesepian...

Yg pacaran: Kencan sambil gandengan di kebun binatang...
Yg long distance: Kirim2 foto binatang lucu.....
Yg jomblo: Di seruduk kebo...

Yg pacaran: Ngapel di rumah pacar
Yg long distance: Ngapel di depan HP
Yg jomblo : Ngepel teras depan rumah...

Yg pacaran: Berdoa biyar ga hujan, mau ngeDate ama pacar
Yg long distance : mau hujan apa kaga yg penting sinyal ga gangguan
Yg jomblo: Mau ujan ato tidak yg pentik listrik ga mati, siap2 nonton Tutur Tinular

Yg pacaran : Aku nggak punya motor...
Yg long distance : Aku nggak punya pulsa...
Yg jomblo : Aku nggak punya siapa2...

Yg pacaran: Tuhan, aku sayang dia
Yg long distance: Tuhan, aku kangen dia
Yg jomblo: Tuhan, temen2 aku pacaran, kok aku nggak?

Yg pacaran: aku suapin ya
Yg long distance: mamam yg byk ya
Yg jomblo: gausah makan ya, buang2 beras aja..

Yoww !!

Whaw,, it's been a great time a heven't pactise my english. As it so, now my english gone awkward,, so rude and,, just,, broken in all..... what a mess of me,,
If only there's a way to get it built up better in short, I'll have to do whatever is that for sure, but I even got shocked as I just found my friend, speaking english that I couldn't even understand.
Coz I used to understand it, and that's just what I supposed to be, but now, that's not the fact as real...
Now I feel so down,, found in a lake of pathetic
Now I realize that I should just take my friend's idea to join an english club somewhere....
But that's nothing to deal with me, coz it's no need to be regret for. I just have to rebuild and rebuild it with all my might, but once more,, do I can stand it and keep it up ? there's no need to be affraid of too !! Coz I know, there will always be a friend or more to be with,, in all the hell condition...
now take up your bag,, fasten your seat belt and we'll get to the way of golden life,,
No need to be Affraid
No need to Regret Things
No need to be Hesitate
All we need is our might, our spirit, our believe, and our friendship of lifetime !!!!

If Only

I want to be the water,,
the stream just steady,,
keep moving to the lower place as the time goes by,,
just to be a better person in certain cases,, or even all for so,,
to keep low,, in all the hell condition,,
even so,, it's undeniedable that still,, it's far from me to do so.....